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"100% Angst Free!"
"Unleaded Only"
"Accept no substitutes!"
"Unprecedented douchebaggery since 1992!"
"Pick up that can!"
"You know, for kids!"
"Contains small pieces, suitable for ages 15 and up."
"The Game"
"Never gonna give you up..."
"Sent from my ThinkPad."
"Open-Source!"
"Cyclic Redundancy Error"
"No user input devices detected, press Return to continue."
"Don't even blink."
"Contains humor unsuitable for adults."
"Known in the state of California to cause cancer."
"LOLWUT?"
"Format C:\"
"Push butan, reciev bacon!"
"Violates the C.F.A.A.!"
"Eh blogs and doesn't afraid of anything."
"Combustible Lemons"
"There is a time and place for science, and it is always and everywhere!"
"Use WinNuke on 127.0.0.1!"
"Made in Firefox!"
"Industrial-Grade Absurdity!"
"I accidentally the whole thing."
"Redundant Adventures in Redundancy!"
ಠ_ರೃ "Dapper as fuck."
"Fuck SOPA!"
"Duck Auto-Correct!"
"Everybody walk the dinosaur!"
"Rated 0 on the Kinsey scale!"
"Neo-Nazis Suck!"
"United as one, divided by zero!"
"Fight apathy! Or don't, whatever."
"Always outnumbered, never outgunned!"
"Don't stop believin'!"
"Every toothpick is 0.0001% tree-hugger!"
"Abortion is spawn-camping!"
"Don't make me get my E-Lawyer and call the Cyber-Police!"
"Not to be taken with alcohol."
"/b/ is a great source of technical support!"
"Don't forget to clear your cookies and browsing cache!"
"Sent from my Android device."
"They're called SUPPRESSORS, not SILENCERS, dammit!"
".40 S&W is superior to .45 ACP in most combat situations, giving superior penetration power and superior magazine capacity as well as less recoil."
".357 SIG should replace 9mm in combat handguns!"
"Right to remain silent" is replacing "Right to Freedom of Speech."
Did the other kind of doughnut in the damp parking lot before work, if you catch my “drift.” #punny #doughnuts #skidding #hekticskidsyo #drifting #landbarge #P71 #CrownVictoria #CrownVic #PoliceInterceptor #PantherPlatform #Ford #2007 #CVPI #CrownVictoriaPoliceInterceptor #owntheroad #fourpointsix #4point6 #46l #v8 #v8power #bluesmobile #hooning #rain

Did the other kind of doughnut in the damp parking lot before work, if you catch my “drift.” #punny #doughnuts #skidding #hekticskidsyo #drifting #landbarge #P71 #CrownVictoria #CrownVic #PoliceInterceptor #PantherPlatform #Ford #2007 #CVPI #CrownVictoriaPoliceInterceptor #owntheroad #fourpointsix #4point6 #46l #v8 #v8power #bluesmobile #hooning #rain

"Crown Victorious" - #P71 #CrownVictoria #CrownVic #PoliceInterceptor #PantherPlatform #Ford #2007 #CVPI #CrownVictoriaPoliceInterceptor #owntheroad #fourpointsix #4point6 #46l #v8 #v8power #bluesmobile #FPV #FordPerformanceVehicles #emblem #custom #rebadged #rebadge #mod #parked #dawn #sunrise #dusk #sunset

"Crown Victorious" - #P71 #CrownVictoria #CrownVic #PoliceInterceptor #PantherPlatform #Ford #2007 #CVPI #CrownVictoriaPoliceInterceptor #owntheroad #fourpointsix #4point6 #46l #v8 #v8power #bluesmobile #FPV #FordPerformanceVehicles #emblem #custom #rebadged #rebadge #mod #parked #dawn #sunrise #dusk #sunset

#ExtremeAdvertising #Imagemacro #landbarge #P71 #CrownVictoria #CrownVic #PoliceInterceptor #PantherPlatform #Ford #2007 #CVPI #CrownVictoriaPoliceInterceptor #owntheroad #fourpointsix #4point6 #46l #v8 #v8power #bluesmobile

#ExtremeAdvertising #Imagemacro #landbarge #P71 #CrownVictoria #CrownVic #PoliceInterceptor #PantherPlatform #Ford #2007 #CVPI #CrownVictoriaPoliceInterceptor #owntheroad #fourpointsix #4point6 #46l #v8 #v8power #bluesmobile

I didn’t expect this image to take off! Yes, I’m the original creator of the “extreme advertising” P71 image. Here’s the layered Paint.NET file to prove it! It started off as a one-off joke for a car thread and apparently someone enjoyed it.

#ExtremeAdvertising #Imagemacro #landbarge #P71 #CrownVictoria #CrownVic #PoliceInterceptor #PantherPlatform #Ford #2007 #CVPI #CrownVictoriaPoliceInterceptor #owntheroad #fourpointsix #4point6 #46l #v8 #v8power #bluesmobile

I didn’t expect this image to take off! Yes, I’m the original creator of the “extreme advertising” P71 image. Here’s the layered Paint.NET file to prove it! It started off as a one-off joke for a car thread and apparently someone enjoyed it.

#ExtremeAdvertising #Imagemacro #landbarge #P71 #CrownVictoria #CrownVic #PoliceInterceptor #PantherPlatform #Ford #2007 #CVPI #CrownVictoriaPoliceInterceptor #owntheroad #fourpointsix #4point6 #46l #v8 #v8power #bluesmobile

I didn’t know these were even still a thing. #AprilFools #Vine #Phonebook #useless #joke #humor #comedy

Wide open throttle 5-90ish MPH and back down to 60.

#P71 #CrownVictoria #CrownVic #PoliceInterceptor #PantherPlatform #Ford #2007 #CVPI #CrownVictoriaPoliceInterceptor #owntheroad #fourpointsix #4point6 #46l #v8 #v8power #bluesmobile #enginenoise #wot #enginesound #engine #v8rumble #wideopenthrottle #pedaltothemedal

*Insert suitably arrogant and douchy comment about how my automobile is superior to other automobiles*

#P71 #CrownVictoria #CrownVic #PoliceInterceptor #PantherPlatform #Ford #2007 #CVPI #CrownVictoriaPoliceInterceptor #owntheroad #fourpointsix #4point6 #46l #v8 #v8power #bluesmobile #FPV #FordPerformanceVehicles #emblem #custom #speedometer #rebadged #rebadge #mod #parked #curb #Excelsior #TheExcelsior #portrait

*Insert suitably arrogant and douchy comment about how my automobile is superior to other automobiles*

#P71 #CrownVictoria #CrownVic #PoliceInterceptor #PantherPlatform #Ford #2007 #CVPI #CrownVictoriaPoliceInterceptor #owntheroad #fourpointsix #4point6 #46l #v8 #v8power #bluesmobile #FPV #FordPerformanceVehicles #emblem #custom #speedometer #rebadged #rebadge #mod #parked #curb #Excelsior #TheExcelsior #portrait

"Resilience" - I hit this huge pothole doing about 85MPH on a two-lane road as I had no room to avoid it and no time to slow down. No damage. That’s why I bought an Interceptor!

#P71 #CrownVictoria #CrownVic #PoliceInterceptor #PantherPlatform #Ford #2007 #CVPI #CrownVictoriaPoliceInterceptor #owntheroad #fourpointsix #4point6 #46l #v8 #v8power #bluesmobile #pothole #accident #highway #road #durable

"Resilience" - I hit this huge pothole doing about 85MPH on a two-lane road as I had no room to avoid it and no time to slow down. No damage. That’s why I bought an Interceptor!

#P71 #CrownVictoria #CrownVic #PoliceInterceptor #PantherPlatform #Ford #2007 #CVPI #CrownVictoriaPoliceInterceptor #owntheroad #fourpointsix #4point6 #46l #v8 #v8power #bluesmobile #pothole #accident #highway #road #durable

"Instrumentation Illumination"

#P71 #CrownVictoria #CrownVic #PoliceInterceptor #PantherPlatform #Ford #2007 #CVPI #CrownVictoriaPoliceInterceptor #owntheroad #fourpointsix #4point6 #46l #v8 #v8power #bluesmobile #dashboard #gauges #tach #tachometer #rpm #night #green #red #speedometer #odometer #highmileage #reliable #parked

"Instrumentation Illumination"

#P71 #CrownVictoria #CrownVic #PoliceInterceptor #PantherPlatform #Ford #2007 #CVPI #CrownVictoriaPoliceInterceptor #owntheroad #fourpointsix #4point6 #46l #v8 #v8power #bluesmobile #dashboard #gauges #tach #tachometer #rpm #night #green #red #speedometer #odometer #highmileage #reliable #parked

"The Excelsior" - #P71 #CrownVictoria #CrownVic #PoliceInterceptor #PantherPlatform #Ford #2007 #CVPI #CrownVictoriaPoliceInterceptor #owntheroad #fourpointsix #4point6 #46l #v8 #v8power #bluesmobile #FPV #FordPerformanceVehicles #emblem #custom #speedometer #rebadged #rebadge #mod #parked #curb #Excelsior #TheExcelsior

"The Excelsior" - #P71 #CrownVictoria #CrownVic #PoliceInterceptor #PantherPlatform #Ford #2007 #CVPI #CrownVictoriaPoliceInterceptor #owntheroad #fourpointsix #4point6 #46l #v8 #v8power #bluesmobile #FPV #FordPerformanceVehicles #emblem #custom #speedometer #rebadged #rebadge #mod #parked #curb #Excelsior #TheExcelsior

"How Americans Shower" another vine that I just sorta crapped out and called humorous.

#Stereotype #stereotypes #hamburger #burger #MURICA #yadingus #comedy #humor #vine #shower #eyebleach

My tribute to Valentine’s Day!

#barf #puke #vomit #catbarf #impression #imitation #valentinesday #valentines2014 #valentinesday2014 #stupid #gross #funny #comedy #humor #Vine

I come up with my best puns while I have a migraine.

#pun #joke #humor #comedy #headache #migraine #badjoke #Vine #latenight

Note III homescreen. Gotta love 1080p!

#Android #TeamAndroid #TeamGalaxy #androidonly #AndroidFTW #NoteIII #Note3 #Samsung #GalaxyNoteIII #GalaxyNote3 #phablet #custom #modded #rooted #root #xposed #themed #superuser #superSU #NovaLauncher #1080p #fullHD #HD

Note III homescreen. Gotta love 1080p!

#Android #TeamAndroid #TeamGalaxy #androidonly #AndroidFTW #NoteIII #Note3 #Samsung #GalaxyNoteIII #GalaxyNote3 #phablet #custom #modded #rooted #root #xposed #themed #superuser #superSU #NovaLauncher #1080p #fullHD #HD

My Note III, complete with custom metal backplate.

#Android #TeamAndroid #TeamGalaxy #androidonly #AndroidFTW #NoteIII #Note3 #Samsung #GalaxyNoteIII #GalaxyNote3 #phablet #custom #modded #rooted #root #backplate #batterydoor #checkmateiPhone #onlythebest

My Note III, complete with custom metal backplate.

#Android #TeamAndroid #TeamGalaxy #androidonly #AndroidFTW #NoteIII #Note3 #Samsung #GalaxyNoteIII #GalaxyNote3 #phablet #custom #modded #rooted #root #backplate #batterydoor #checkmateiPhone #onlythebest